Sunday, October 18, 2009

It was a hoax? What?...Start the music please....

Okay, I just took off my "I told you so shoes" that I usually do my "I told you so dance" in. Surprise, surprise, the balloon boy was a hoax and charges are going to be filed! Poor Falcon...I mean he has a couple strikes against him (know anyone else named Falcon????) and his parents are crazy. He doesn't stand a chance. Does anyone know the other boys names? I have never heard their names, but (and I'm going out on a limb here) I would bet they are Buzzard and Crow. So if the charges stick what will Buzzard, Falcon and Crow do while MR. and MRS. Crazy serve time in the big house? This all could have been avoided if MR. Crazy did what I do. He wants desperately to be on a reality TV show. I too have always felt that the glamorous life I lead is worthy of thousands of TV viewers being riveted to their screen watching my adventures. So I simply live my life as if there were tv cameras following me and beaming my daily life off to some foreign land where I am BIG! It makes me happy knowing that my everyday life is bringing so much joy to someone in a third world country. I guess I just don't get it when we are surprised when we know crazy is lurking around every corner. It's like seeing the crazy cat lady that lives down the street. You see those cats, one, two, three...you know there are probably 40 in that house, you see her (clothes covered in cat hair) loading up her cart with cases of cat food at the Walmart, you know what's going on, and then one day the house blows off the foundation because the cat poop accumulated in the basement caused an explosion and suddenly everyone is surprised. Crazy is out there people...maybe right next door!!!!

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